Birthdays always have their own little dynamics. But what went down this year really kind of knocked me out of my shoes. A farewell to friends in Tegucigalpa turned out to be a whirlwind of media attention that quickly turned into a hurricane … Here are the top 8 RULEZZZ you should always stick to when cycling across the Americas and happen to celebrate your B-DAY in the Caribbeans
RULE 1!
If you happen to turn up at your own birthday party make sure
you bring along the right ATTIRE!!!
RULE 2!
Secondly never forget to invite a whole bunch of strangers because
they will always give you kudos for your birthday cake !!
(Even if it sucks)
RULE 3!
Never turn up at an interview drunk –
even if it is on your birthday!!
RULE 4!
Make sure you have your shit together at all times
cause you might never see it again IF YOU DON’T!
RULE 5!
Always try to smile for the cameras
(even if you can barely stand)
RULE 6!
Never close YOUR EYES …
you might just fall asleep or pass out!
RULE 7!
Make sure the birthday cake is in a safe place – there
is always some douche who tries to eat it!
RULE 8!
LOCK THE DOORS –
and keep those rowdies out who try to
crash your party!!
